I don't exist unless I take pictures of myself using a smart phone*** and plastering it online for the world to see.
I stop existing in the public mind if I do not appear on the interNET
Just "being" is not important anymore, you have to "appear to be" on the web o' lies...
So here I am, on caught on the web... I exist... or at least I appear to. (maybe I'm dead)
sadly for you, I cannot photoshop my pictures anymore, because I cannot be arsed... so you just see my ugly mug, just as I am.