Too Fat for your favourite shirt?
OMNIA quarantine FAT Sale!
50% off ALL Extra large sizes ordered from our webshop!!
(As long as the quarantine, the shirts, food supplies and your appetite lasts!)
Greenz and lazy excess bodyfat!
Fat Steve and Jumbo Jenny
Ps: orders for the extra "big brother" countries like USA may take longer to arrive due to paranoid postage delays.
Pps: sorry but all the special Omnia toiletpaper already sold out weeks ago, so stop asking!.. use your hands or your furry pets or your old Justin Bieber shirts for fecks sake!